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Tragedy at the Beach

Sydney, Australia - 1998

A fun day at the beach turned to tragedy when a little 5 year old girl buried her grandpa in sand - and suffocated him! Claude Haderman, 74, was declared dead on the scene by an emergency rescue team. He had been pulled from the sand and given mouth to mouth resuscitation by lifeguards, who couldn't revive him."This was a totally innocent but very unfortunate accident," said police investigator Greg McDonald."This little girl was just doing what hundreds of other children do at the beach everyday." Police are refusing to release the 5 year old's name, though McDonald did confirm that Haderman had been drinking before... more

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Stolen terrier finds his way home

County Cork, Ireland - 2007

A Tibetan terrier named Arnie who went missing for nearly two years made his way home to his delighted family. Eleven-year-old Arnie, named after former movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger, disappeared from the garden of his home near Bantry, County Cork, Ireland, 21 months ago. His owner Gillian Singleton believed he was stolen for breeding purposes. She said her "happy, beautifully groomed dog" had been playing in the garden one minute and he was gone the next minute. Her children David aged 9 and Emily aged 6 were devastated following the disappearance of their dog and the family immediately launched a full-scale search for him. But despite... more

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US Actress
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

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Filed Under: Charles Dickens
English Novelist
1812 - 1870

In love of home, the love of country has its rise.

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U.S. Baseball Player  1925 - 2015

It ain't over 'till it's over.

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