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Sheldon

- 2017

It's been reported that Sheldon, the working title for The Big Bang Theory spin-off is in-development and will be about a young Sheldon Cooper. Iain Armitage will play the boy genius, and Zoe Perry will play his religious fanatic mother. Perry is the real-life daughter of Laurie Metcalf, who recurs as Sheldon's mother on The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon's father died when he was 14, long before The Big Bang Theory takes place, so there's no set template for what George Cooper, Sr. is supposed to be. All we know about George is from what other characters have said about him. We know he was... more

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Dancing in public is now legal

Henryetta, Oklahoma - 2017

Dancing in public is now legal throughout Henryetta, Oklahoma. City leaders voted Tuesday to abolish an ordinance on dancing. The dance ordinance, with a penalty of $25, prohibited dance halls within 500 feet of a church or public school. In February, resident Joni Insabella decided to host a dance above her store, which is within 500 feet of a church. The city's Chamber of Commerce posted about the event and called Insabella a rule breaker on Facebook and accused her of getting special treatment, because of her husband, who's the city's attorney. "We wanted just a good, clean, fun event. As I said, we know we're in... more

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Meg Ryan - 1961
[Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra] An American actress, director, and producer. Ryan began her acting career in 1981 in minor roles, before joining the cast of the CBS soap opera As the World Turns in 1982. Subsequently, she began to appear in supporting roles films during the mid-1980's, achieving recognition in independent movies such as Promised Land (1988) before her performance in the Rob Reiner - directed romantic comedy When Harry Met Sally (1989) brought her widespread attention and her first Golden Globe nomination.

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Filed Under: Charles Dickens
English Novelist
1812 - 1870

The law is sic a ass - a idiot.

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Filed Under: Charles Dickens
English Novelist
1812 - 1870

A man who could build a church, as one may say, by squinting at a sheet of paper.

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Filed Under: Mae West
U.S. Movie Actress  1893 - 1980

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

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Filed Under: Edgar Bergen
U.S. Comedian  1903 - 1978

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.