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Filed Under: Real Life  5 stars

Actual humorous statement made by airline flight crews: "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

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1.   Filed Under: Book Titles  0 stars
Collection Litter by Phil D Basket... more

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The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff... more

3.   Filed Under: Internet Jokes  0 stars
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.... more

4.   Filed Under: Accountant Jokes  0 stars
A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martia... more

5.   Filed Under: Bath Jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The oth... more

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1.   Filed Under: Blind Jokes  0 stars
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more

2.   Filed Under: Did you Know  0 stars
A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to pavement.... more

3.   Filed Under: Did you Know  4 stars
It has often been claimed in popular culture that the slang term for human bodily waste, crap, originated with Thomas Cr... more

4.   Filed Under: Did you Know  4 stars
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.... more

5.   Filed Under: Did you Know  0 stars
A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!... more