2,227 (yes Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty-Seven) of the best foibles, musings and jokes, articled in 45 Categories, filed from around the world.
Filed Under: Parent Jokes
At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "Hows that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' isn't the right answer."
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|An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more|
|2.||Filed Under: Bath Jokes|
|What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle!... more|
|3.||Filed Under: Bicycle Jokes|
|Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick... more|
|4.||Filed Under: Bicycle Jokes|
|Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
He lost his balance.... more|
|5.||Filed Under: Restaurant Jokes|
|An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a... more|
|1.||Filed Under: Blind Jokes|
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more|
|2.||Filed Under: Blind Jokes|
|A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more|
|3.||Filed Under: Did you Know|
|A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to pavement.... more|
|4.||Filed Under: Did you Know|
|It has often been claimed in popular culture that the slang term for human bodily waste, crap, originated with Thomas Cr... more|
|5.||Filed Under: Did you Know|
|A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.... more|