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Filed Under: Baby Jokes  4 stars

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well," said the scout, "Mom had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."

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1.   Filed Under: Biologist Jokes  4 stars
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th... more

2.   Filed Under: Internet Jokes  0 stars
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more

3.   Filed Under: Internet Jokes  0 stars
Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused.... more

4.   Filed Under: Bath Jokes  0 stars
What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.... more

5.   Filed Under: Bath Jokes  0 stars
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night! Ed: You were? What did you do? Ned: I took a bath!... more

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1.   Filed Under: Blind Jokes  0 stars
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more

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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more

3.   Filed Under: Did you Know  0 stars
A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to pavement.... more

4.   Filed Under: Did you Know  4 stars
It has often been claimed in popular culture that the slang term for human bodily waste, crap, originated with Thomas Cr... more

5.   Filed Under: Did you Know  4 stars
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.... more