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Filed Under: Parent Jokes  0 stars

At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "Hows that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' isn't the right answer."

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1.   Filed Under: Accountant Jokes  0 stars
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more

2.   Filed Under: Bath Jokes  0 stars
What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle!... more

3.   Filed Under: Bicycle Jokes  0 stars
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick... more

4.   Filed Under: Bicycle Jokes  0 stars
Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.... more

5.   Filed Under: Restaurant Jokes  0 stars
An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a... more

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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more

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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more

3.   Filed Under: Did you Know  0 stars
A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to pavement.... more

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It has often been claimed in popular culture that the slang term for human bodily waste, crap, originated with Thomas Cr... more

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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.... more