|Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?
Because it was two-tyred.... view the article|
|What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.... view the article|
|My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.... view the article|
|Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.... view the article|
|"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.... view the article|