|Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!... view the article|
|Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They won't talk no matter how you grill them!... view the article|
|Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!... view the article|
|Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
Because its a FAST food!... view the article|
|Why aren't burgers good at basketball?
Too many turnovers!... view the article|