|Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted Mark Antony!... view the article|
|Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch football.... view the article|
|Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!... view the article|
|Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!... view the article|
|Why does history keep repeating itself?
Because we weren't listening the first time!... view the article|