|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... view the article|
|Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the... view the article|
|Judge: Why did you steal that bird?
Prisoner: For a lark, sir.... view the article|
|What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
Baddy long legs!... view the article|
|Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner: I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery... view the article|