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Dudley Kyzer gets 10,000 years

Tuscaloosa, Alabama - 1981

The longest jail sentence passed was in the United States - to two life terms plus 10,000 years for a triple murder. Dudley Wayne Kyzer was jailed for 10,000 years by a court in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. On Halloween, 1976, Kyzer went to his estranged wife's mother's house in Tuscaloosa. Police later determined that college student Richard Pyron, a visitor at the house, was shot while on his knees in the den begging for his life. Eunice Barringer, 54, was shot in the forehead at point blank range while on the telephone trying to call police in the bedroom. Barringer's daughter, Emily Dianne Kyzer, was shot in... more

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2,227 (yes Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty-Seven) of the best foibles, musings and jokes, articled in 45 Categories, filed from around the world.

Better Late Than Never

Pennsylvania - 1998

Resident William Sidler's birthday card arrived from Italy a little late - almost 40 years late to be exact! The card arrived 39 years and 11 months after it was sent in 1958 and 31 years after Sidler died. According to his daughter Helen, "He wasn't all that big on birthdays anyways.".... more

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Meg Ryan - 1961
[Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra] An American actress, director, and producer. Ryan began her acting career in 1981 in minor roles, before joining the cast of the CBS soap opera As the World Turns in 1982. Subsequently, she began to appear in supporting roles films during the mid-1980's, achieving recognition in independent movies such as Promised Land (1988) before her performance in the Rob Reiner - directed romantic comedy When Harry Met Sally (1989) brought her widespread attention and her first Golden Globe nomination.

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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more

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What dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle!... more

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Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick... more

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Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.... more

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An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish a... more

Filed Under: Dorothy Parker
U.S. Author
1893 - 1967

They sicken of the calm that know the storm.

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Did you Know?

All species of beetles are edible.

Florida has more tornadoes per square mile than any other state.

The universally popular Hershey bar was used overseas during World War II as currency.

One quarter of the human brain is used to control the eyes.

All the gold ever mined could be molded into a cube 60 feet high and 60 feet wide.

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1.   Filed Under: Aviation Jokes  5 stars
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more

2.   Filed Under: Aviation Jokes  5 stars
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more

3.   Filed Under: Aviation Jokes  5 stars
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulki... more

4.   Filed Under: Did you Know  5 stars
Flu shots only work about 70% of the time.... more

5.   Filed Under: Did you Know  5 stars
An airplane mechanic invented Slinky while he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use for... more

Filed Under: Woody Allen
Director
1935 -

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

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Filed Under: Steve Allen
American Television Personality  1921 - 2000

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

Book Titles

Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

The Garlic Eater by I Malone

Fade Away by Peter Out

The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back

The Insurmountable Problem by Major Setback

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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more

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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more

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A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to pavement.... more

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It has often been claimed in popular culture that the slang term for human bodily waste, crap, originated with Thomas Cr... more

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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.... more

Filed Under: Mae West
U.S. Movie Actress  1893 - 1980

To err is human, but is feels divine.