I told you I was ill
Sussex, England - 2004
Even in death Irish comic genius Spike Milligan managed to have the last laugh. Two years after his death at his home in Sussex, England, the creator of "The Goon Show" has finally got the epitaph he wanted. A headstone bearing the words "I told you I was ill" has been erected above his grave at St. Thomas's Church in Winchelsea, East Sussex. Sadly for more than two years after his death at the age of 83, the funny man's grave had no gravestone, and was marked only with flowers and a small statue. Problems arose after his family had been unable to agree on a... more
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Jon & Kate Plus 8 premiers
Pennsylvania - 2007
Following the birth of the sextuplets (6) and already having twins (2), the Gosselins were featured in the reality TV show Home Delivery. The family was then featured in a special on Discovery Health entitled Surviving Sextuplets and Twins. A year later they were featured in another special entitled Sextuplets and Twins: One Year Later. With high ratings from the specials, Discovery Health signed the couple to a reality series, called Jon & Kate Plus 8, which documented their lives. The family received payment for appearing on the show..... more
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