|Listing:||A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"|
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|How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm...... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to yo... more|
|Whats the definition of an accountant?
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|Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:
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