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Listing:At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "Hows that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' isn't the right answer."
 



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