|Listing:||Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.|
More Criminal Jokes:
|What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?
Robbery with violets!... more|
|What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
A Kong - vict!... more|
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more|
|What hired killer never goes to jail?
The exterminator.... more|
|Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.... more|
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more|
|A man is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors. There are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more|
|What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A safe robbery.... more|