|Listing:||Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.|
More Criminal Jokes:
|Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more|
|Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the... more|
|Why do pens get sent to prison?
To do long sentences!... more|
|Judge: Tell me your occupation.
Prisoner: I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery... more|
|What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
|What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple... more|
|Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?
So he could break out.... more|
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Y... more|