|Listing:||When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.|
More Criminal Jokes:
|Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more|
|Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
Al Caprawn!... more|
|A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morn... more|
|Why was the robber bionic?
He was holding up a bank.... more|
|What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
A Kong - vict!... more|
|What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A safe robbery.... more|
|When did the criminal get smart?
When the judge threw the book at him.... more|