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Listing:A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the nights special is Chicken Almondine and fresh Fish. "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.
 



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