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Tragedy at the Beach

Sydney, Australia - 1998

A fun day at the beach turned to tragedy when a little 5 year old girl buried her grandpa in sand - and suffocated him! Claude Haderman, 74, was declared dead on the scene by an emergency rescue team. He had been pulled from the sand and given mouth to mouth resuscitation by lifeguards, who couldn't revive him."This was a totally innocent but very unfortunate accident," said police investigator Greg McDonald."This little girl was just doing what hundreds of other children do at the beach everyday." Police are refusing to release the 5 year old's name, though McDonald did confirm that Haderman had been drinking before... more

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Man ships himself in a crate

Dallas, Texas - 2003

Criminal charges were filed by Federal Prosecutors against a man who had himself shipped by air in a crate from New York to Dallas to visit his parents. Charles D. McKinley was charged with stowing away on a cargo jet. McKinley, a 25-year-old shipping clerk at a New York warehouse, journeyed overnight about 1,500 miles by truck, plane and delivery van before startling his parents by popping out of the box at their home. A driver for Pilot Air Freight, picked up the crate at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport and delivered it to McKinley's parents' home in suburban DeSoto. When the driver went to unload the 350-pound... more

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Filed Under: George Carlin
U.S. Comedian
1937 - 2008

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

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1812 - 1870

Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.

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American Television Personality  1921 - 2000

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever. 1953 - The first broadcast of The Tonight Show

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