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Man ships himself in a crate

Dallas, Texas - 2003

Criminal charges were filed by Federal Prosecutors against a man who had himself shipped by air in a crate from New York to Dallas to visit his parents. Charles D. McKinley was charged with stowing away on a cargo jet. McKinley, a 25-year-old shipping clerk at a New York warehouse, journeyed overnight about 1,500 miles by truck, plane and delivery van before startling his parents by popping out of the box at their home. A driver for Pilot Air Freight, picked up the crate at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport and delivered it to McKinley's parents' home in suburban DeSoto. When the driver went to unload the 350-pound... more

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Father & son killed in head-on collision

Alabama - 2017

A father and son in Alabama were killed when they crashed into each other in a head-on collision. Jeffrey Morris Brasher and his son Austin Blaine Brasher of Bankston, Alabama, died early Saturday morning. Jeffrey Brasher was driving a 2006 Ford pickup and his son was driving a 2004 Chevrolet truck when they collided on a highway head-on, said Alabama State Trooper Jonathon Appling. Jeffrey Brasher, 50, died at the scene. Austin, 20, died a few hours later after being rushed to the University of Alabama at Birmingham Hospital. Details about the accident are sparse, but the Alabama Highway Patrol says neither Jeffrey Brasher nor Austin Brasher... more

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Filed Under: A. A. Milne
1882 - 1956

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.

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Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory.

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Filed Under: Charles Dickens
English Novelist
1812 - 1870

Once upon a time--of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve--old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house.

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Filed Under: Laertius Diogenes
Biographer  180 AD - 240 AD

We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear more and speak less.

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Filed Under: Yogi Berra
U.S. Baseball Player  1925 - 2015

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.