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Tuesday September 9, 2003

Criminal charges were filed by Federal Prosecutors against a man who had himself shipped by air in a crate from New York to Dallas to visit his parents. Charles D. McKinley was charged with stowing away on a cargo jet.

McKinley, a 25-year-old shipping clerk at a New York warehouse, journeyed overnight about 1,500 miles by truck, plane and delivery van before startling his parents by popping out ...

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About twenty-five percent of the population will sneeze when they are exposed to light.

Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some of the older ones.

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Sign seen at a Hair Salon: We curl up and dye for you.

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Fun Book Titles

School Meals
- by R. E. Volting

The Barber of Seville
- by Aaron Floor

My Years in a Lunatic Asylum
- by I. M. Nutty

Falling from a Window
- by Eileen Dowt

Peek-a-Boo!
- by I. C. Hugh

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Good Question

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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World Firsts

Richard Johnson is the 1st Vice President chosen by the United States Senate. It happened during the Van Buren administration.

Wednesday February 8, 1837

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Bruce McCandless of the United States, makes the 1st untethered space walk.

Tuesday February 7, 1984

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The 1st indoor 15' pole vault, completed by Cornelius Warmerdam, achieving 15 feet 3/8 inches.

Saturday February 7, 1942

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Relatives of a 91-year-old Ohio woman who died this week are giving her the last word with a sassy, occasionally profane obituary that starts with the basics, "I was born. I lived. I died.", and instructs people to "Wait the appropriate amount of time" before trying to claim her stuff.

They wrote it in Jean Oddi's perspective, recapping the people important to her, adventures she had and her favorite activities, including playing cards and teaching her granddaughter "dirty songs".

Thursday February 23, 2017

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A father and son in Alabama were killed when they crashed into each other in a head-on collision. Jeffrey Morris Brasher and his son Austin Blaine Brasher of Bankston, Alabama, died early Saturday morning.

Jeffrey Brasher was driving a 2006 Ford pickup and his son was driving a 2004 Chevrolet truck when they collided on a highway head-on, said Alabama State Trooper Jonathon Appling.

Saturday February 18, 2017

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The man known as the 'Crocodile Hunter' died after his chest was punctured by a stingray barb while diving off Australia's northeast coast. The 44 year-old colourful personality was filming a documentary about the Great Barrier Reef when tragedy struck.

According to friend and colleague, John Stainton, Steve Irwin swam too close to the ray while he was diving off his boat "Croc One" near Batt Reef, northeast of Port Douglas.

Monday September 4, 2006

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When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
- African Proverb

Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
- African Proverb

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
- African Proverb

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25,000 Workers Died Building The Panama Canal
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World Firsts

The 1st wireless message sent from a moving train to a station is received.

Sunday February 7, 1915

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The 1st recorded race meet in England happens at Roodee Fields, Chester.

Friday February 9, 1540

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"Monopoly" the board game goes on sale for the 1st time.

Wednesday February 6, 1935

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Wise Words

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- American Indian Proverb

Indecision is like a stepchild. If he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water.
- African Proverb

When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
- African Proverb

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Good Question

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

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