Quips

Our next song is: "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

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Sign seen at a Hair Salon: We curl up and dye for you.

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The Vicar is on vacation. Massages can be given to the Church Secretary.

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Good Question

• If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped them both?

• Does killing time damage eternity?

• When a doctor doctors a doctor does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

World Firsts

• Richard Johnson is the 1st Vice President chosen by the United States Senate. It happened during the Van Buren administration.
  

  Wednesday February 8, 1837

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• "Monopoly" the board game goes on sale for the 1st time.
  

  Wednesday February 6, 1935

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• "Stars & Stripes Weekly", the United States Armed Forces newspaper is first published.
  

  Friday February 8, 1918

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Events

• The man known as the 'Crocodile Hunter' died after his chest was punctured by a stingray barb while diving off Australia's northeast coast. The 44 year-old colourful personality was filming a documentary about the Great Barrier Reef when tragedy struck.
  
  According to friend and colleague, John Stainton, Steve Irwin swam too close to the ray while he was diving off his boat "Croc One" near Batt Reef, northeast of Port Douglas.
  

  Monday September 4, 2006

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• A father and son in Alabama were killed when they crashed into each other in a head-on collision. Jeffrey Morris Brasher and his son Austin Blaine Brasher of Bankston, Alabama, died early Saturday morning.
  
  Jeffrey Brasher was driving a 2006 Ford pickup and his son was driving a 2004 Chevrolet truck when they collided on a highway head-on, said Alabama State Trooper Jonathon Appling.
  

  Saturday February 18, 2017

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• Relatives of a 91-year-old Ohio woman who died this week are giving her the last word with a sassy, occasionally profane obituary that starts with the basics, "I was born. I lived. I died.", and instructs people to "Wait the appropriate amount of time" before trying to claim her stuff.
  
  They wrote it in Jean Oddi's perspective, recapping the people important to her, adventures she had and her favorite activities, including playing cards and teaching her granddaughter "dirty songs".
  

  Thursday February 23, 2017

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New Used News

• 25,000 Workers Died Building The Panama Canal

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• The Most Expensive Domain Name

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• Microsoft Windows 98

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• Backward Flowing River

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