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Monday June 18, 2007

A Tibetan terrier named Arnie who went missing for nearly two years made his way home to his delighted family. Eleven-year-old Arnie, named after movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger, disappeared from the garden of his home near Bantry, County Cork, Ireland, 21 months ago.

His owner Gillian Singleton believed he was stolen for breeding purposes. She said her "happy, beautifully groomed dog" had bee ...

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A volcano has enough power to shoot ash as high as 50 km into the atmosphere.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge, a quarter has 119.

A person infected with the SARS virus has a 95% - 98% chance of recovery.

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The Vicar is on vacation. Massages can be given to the Church Secretary.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

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Fun Book Titles

My Years in a Lunatic Asylum
- by I. M. Nutty

How to Feed Elephants
- by P. Nutts

All Aboard!
- by Abel Seamann

The Barber of Seville
- by Aaron Floor

Falling from a Window
- by Eileen Dowt

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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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World Firsts

John Ames Sherman of Massachusetts, United States, patents the 1st envelope folding and gumming machine.

Tuesday February 8, 1898

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Jean-Bertrand Aristide is sworn in as Haiti's 1st elected President.

Thursday February 7, 1991

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The first storm warnings for ships was issued by English Admiral, Robert Ritzroy.

Wednesday February 6, 1861

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Events

The man known as the 'Crocodile Hunter' died after his chest was punctured by a stingray barb while diving off Australia's northeast coast. The 44 year-old colourful personality was filming a documentary about the Great Barrier Reef when tragedy struck.

According to friend and colleague, John Stainton, Steve Irwin swam too close to the ray while he was diving off his boat "Croc One" near Batt Reef, northeast of Port Douglas.

Monday September 4, 2006

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A father and son in Alabama were killed when they crashed into each other in a head-on collision. Jeffrey Morris Brasher and his son Austin Blaine Brasher of Bankston, Alabama, died early Saturday morning.

Jeffrey Brasher was driving a 2006 Ford pickup and his son was driving a 2004 Chevrolet truck when they collided on a highway head-on, said Alabama State Trooper Jonathon Appling.

Saturday February 18, 2017

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Relatives of a 91-year-old Ohio woman who died this week are giving her the last word with a sassy, occasionally profane obituary that starts with the basics, "I was born. I lived. I died.", and instructs people to "Wait the appropriate amount of time" before trying to claim her stuff.

They wrote it in Jean Oddi's perspective, recapping the people important to her, adventures she had and her favorite activities, including playing cards and teaching her granddaughter "dirty songs".

Thursday February 23, 2017

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When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
- African Proverb

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
- African Proverb

Where there is no shame, there is no honor.
- African Proverb

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25,000 Workers Died Building The Panama Canal
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World Firsts

New Jersey issues its 1st U.S. railroad charter. The proprietors included the famous inventor John Stevens.

Monday February 6, 1815

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Autherine Lucy, the 1st black student admitted to University of Alabama, is expelled.

Tuesday February 7, 1956

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The 1st successful United States educational magazine "Academician", starts publishing in New York City.

Saturday February 7, 1818

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Wise Words

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
- African Proverb

If you refuse to be made straight when you are wet, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
- African Proverb

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- American Indian Proverb

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Good Question

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo. How come nobody will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down?

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