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Tuesday September 9, 2003

Criminal charges were filed by Federal Prosecutors against a man who had himself shipped by air in a crate from New York to Dallas to visit his parents. Charles D. McKinley was charged with stowing away on a cargo jet.

McKinley, a 25-year-old shipping clerk at a New York warehouse, journeyed overnight about 1,500 miles by truck, plane and delivery van before startling his parents by popping out ...

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Each year there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.

Another name for a Microsoft Windows 98 tutorial was Crash Course!

Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.

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Thursday night is Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?".
Come early and listen to the choir practice.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Fun Book Titles

My Years in a Lunatic Asylum
- by I. M. Nutty

Falling from a Window
- by Eileen Dowt

Apologizing Made Simple
- by Thayer Thorry

The Barber of Seville
- by Aaron Floor

All Aboard!
- by Abel Seamann

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Good Question

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo. How come nobody will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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World Firsts

1st meeting of the Provisional Congress of Confederate States of America.

Wednesday February 6, 1861

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Autherine Lucy, the 1st black student admitted to University of Alabama, is expelled.

Tuesday February 7, 1956

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John Ames Sherman of Massachusetts, United States, patents the 1st envelope folding and gumming machine.

Tuesday February 8, 1898

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Events

The man known as the 'Crocodile Hunter' died after his chest was punctured by a stingray barb while diving off Australia's northeast coast. The 44 year-old colourful personality was filming a documentary about the Great Barrier Reef when tragedy struck.

According to friend and colleague, John Stainton, Steve Irwin swam too close to the ray while he was diving off his boat "Croc One" near Batt Reef, northeast of Port Douglas.

Monday September 4, 2006

Filed Under: → Deaths

A father and son in Alabama were killed when they crashed into each other in a head-on collision. Jeffrey Morris Brasher and his son Austin Blaine Brasher of Bankston, Alabama, died early Saturday morning.

Jeffrey Brasher was driving a 2006 Ford pickup and his son was driving a 2004 Chevrolet truck when they collided on a highway head-on, said Alabama State Trooper Jonathon Appling.

Saturday February 18, 2017

Filed Under: → Deaths

Relatives of a 91-year-old Ohio woman who died this week are giving her the last word with a sassy, occasionally profane obituary that starts with the basics, "I was born. I lived. I died.", and instructs people to "Wait the appropriate amount of time" before trying to claim her stuff.

They wrote it in Jean Oddi's perspective, recapping the people important to her, adventures she had and her favorite activities, including playing cards and teaching her granddaughter "dirty songs".

Thursday February 23, 2017

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When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
- Albanian Proverb

When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot.
- African Proverb

Indecision is like a stepchild. If he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water.
- African Proverb

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World Firsts

Aurora Ski Club of Red Wing, Minnesota became the 1st United States Ski Club.

Tuesday February 8, 1887

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The Beatles land at New York's JFK airport, for their 1st United States tour.

Friday February 7, 1964

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1st meeting of the Provisional Congress of Confederate States of America.

Wednesday February 6, 1861

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Wise Words

Indecision is like a stepchild. If he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water.
- African Proverb

When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
- Albanian Proverb

When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot.
- African Proverb

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Good Question

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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