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Friday October 3, 2003

An Indian who was officially dead for 18 years and the scientists who invented Murphy's law were among the winners of the IgNobel Awards.

The awards are a spoof on the Nobel Prizes, celebrated annually in Boston to honor achievements that "cannot or should not be reproduced." They are presented by science humor magazine 'Annals of Improbable Research' and several groups at Harvard and Radcliffe ...

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Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.

A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.

During World War II, Uncle Bens was the exclusive supplier of rice to the U.S. Armed Forces.

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Our next song is: "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

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The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

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Sign seen at a Hair Salon: We curl up and dye for you.

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Fun Book Titles

Falling from a Window
- by Eileen Dowt

Apologizing Made Simple
- by Thayer Thorry

School Meals
- by R. E. Volting

Peek-a-Boo!
- by I. C. Hugh

Neck Exercises
- by G. Rarff

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Good Question

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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World Firsts

John Ames Sherman of Massachusetts, United States, patents the 1st envelope folding and gumming machine.

Tuesday February 8, 1898

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Jean-Bertrand Aristide is sworn in as Haiti's 1st elected President.

Thursday February 7, 1991

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The 1st successful United States educational magazine "Academician", starts publishing in New York City.

Saturday February 7, 1818

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Events

The man known as the 'Crocodile Hunter' died after his chest was punctured by a stingray barb while diving off Australia's northeast coast. The 44 year-old colourful personality was filming a documentary about the Great Barrier Reef when tragedy struck.

According to friend and colleague, John Stainton, Steve Irwin swam too close to the ray while he was diving off his boat "Croc One" near Batt Reef, northeast of Port Douglas.

Monday September 4, 2006

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Relatives of a 91-year-old Ohio woman who died this week are giving her the last word with a sassy, occasionally profane obituary that starts with the basics, "I was born. I lived. I died.", and instructs people to "Wait the appropriate amount of time" before trying to claim her stuff.

They wrote it in Jean Oddi's perspective, recapping the people important to her, adventures she had and her favorite activities, including playing cards and teaching her granddaughter "dirty songs".

Thursday February 23, 2017

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A father and son in Alabama were killed when they crashed into each other in a head-on collision. Jeffrey Morris Brasher and his son Austin Blaine Brasher of Bankston, Alabama, died early Saturday morning.

Jeffrey Brasher was driving a 2006 Ford pickup and his son was driving a 2004 Chevrolet truck when they collided on a highway head-on, said Alabama State Trooper Jonathon Appling.

Saturday February 18, 2017

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Until lions have their own historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter.
- African Proverb

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
- African Proverb

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- American Indian Proverb

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25,000 Workers Died Building The Panama Canal
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World Firsts

The 1st wireless message sent from a moving train to a station is received.

Sunday February 7, 1915

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France recognizes the United States of America and signs a treaty of aid in Paris; it's the 1st U.S. treaty.

Friday February 6, 1778

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Edward of Caernarion, later Edward II, becomes the 1st Prince of Wales.

Monday February 7, 1301

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Wise Words

Until lions have their own historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter.
- African Proverb

If you refuse to be made straight when you are wet, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
- African Proverb

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- American Indian Proverb

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Good Question

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

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